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We've all read the reports about how Putin brought the gay pride movement secretly to his country in order to serve his "special interests."
Those reports may or may not be true, but it's still fun to think about.
Preparing for a foreign invasion...
...the Putin way
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As such, he knows to use water based lubricants with them.
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In Judo and Buttplay...
...take Baby Yaga Steps
Vladimir Putin did not become a Judo and Anal Black Belt on day 1.
He worked his way up from small opponents and butt plugs, and so should you.
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Test your metal...
..without shelling out
Vladimir Putin has graduated to metal butt plugs.
He's used them so often, he takes metal sheets.
Are metal butt plugs safe?
Yes! Depending on the shape and material, they are completely safe.
Do you need lube for a metal butt plug?
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